We see more and more dating sites, for dating applications, but you do not always know what to write. Too lover, too much inside, too concise, too humorous, too serious … So I have concocted a template for your profile! I hope you enjoy it! (I was inspired by some pretty cool profiles on dating sites and made a mic-mac).
Profile template for a dating site
After 27 years of development in our Parisian laboratories, I am happy to present to you myself, the perfect, multi-functional, and state-of-the-art guy! Lovingly tested and approved.
I am asked to describe myself but after all who am I? Do we know who we are? Am I who I think I am? Hmm … Anyway, I’m boring!
Take a cinema and Almodovar movies, add humor, spontaneity, and a dash of romance, mix it all with good humor and a glass of red wine, sprinkle with tenderness and affection, and go out. me from your mold! Then?
Otherwise, I don’t really like the cold, let alone the rain. With me, you will not dance under the fleet! So I’m looking for a little warmth to spend the cold days and why not happy days (yes, I am also a poet). Unique model with multiple functions, I am half-Parisian (class), half-Picard (less class).
If you can’t get messages and dates on dating sites, my method is for you!
I don’t care if women have pear, melon, apple, or banana breasts. I don’t attach any importance to waking breath; whether it is an aphrodisiac or onion. I don’t mind your nose and would love it even if it is worthy of Cyrano, even more, if it could win the top prize in a carrot contest!
On the other hand, there is one thing that I cannot stand, one thing that I will never forgive you …
This is not to like fries.